Saturday, December 5, 2009
Rooster Man
Every time
I used to hear
a rooster’s crow,
ya know, that repetitive
cocka doodle doo
ya just can’t Stand,
and ya wanna jump out of bed,
get your hatchet
and chop off its head.
It’s drivin ya crazy,
and ya can’t wait
to get even with that cock.
Then all of a sudden
ya hear Elvis singing
‘Jailhouse Rock!’
what would you do?
Hatchet in hand,
I opened the door
and coulda swore I heard,
“One, two,
three four,
Five o’clock rock…”
It was commin
from the old Maple tree.
The light of my miner’s cap
illumined the bark.
And there he was,
Rooster Man
that gol durn cock.
And believe it or not,
I’m his Biggest fan.
c. Douglas Fireman
For those who doubt this story,
I took a picture of Rooster Man.
Actually he's a combo of the original
tree bark and the paint I later
added using Picasa Tools.
Wish I coulda captured the song too.
He sounded exactly like Elvis.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Sabbaths
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Fire Elephants
Did you ever see an elephant
in the fire's flickering flame?
I told my wife about my sighting
she laughed
saying, "You're insane!"
But there they were,
and that's the gospel truth.
I grabbed my camera
and snapped a pic.
"Here's my proof," I said
snuggling up to her in bed.
She rolled her eyes,
shook her head,
and with the cutest little grin,
she said...
"what a nut I married."
Knew it,
the day we wed."
c. Douglas Fireman
Captured
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Triangles
Of all the shapes in that mobile
that twirled
above my crib;
of all the wooden shapes
I used to play with
as a kid, I'll admit
that triangles were my favorite,
I dreamed of them;
I drew them.
Geometry
would not have been the same
without them:
Isosceles triangles,
equilateral, scalene meant more to me
than smoking dope or even... necking.
Right triangle, acute, obtuse. Even I
began to think my screws
were loose. Without the Shrink
who helped me tighten them,
I'd still be living a triangular
obsession.
c. Douglas Fireman
By the way, how many triangles
do you see in this photo?
Waiting
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